Why its great to be a woman?

Free drinks.

Free dinners.

Free movies (you get the point).

You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.

You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.

You know The Truth about whether size matters.

Speeding ticket? What's that?

New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.

If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil.

Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.

It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower (unless your military).

Brad Pitt.

You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.

If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.

You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.

Why its great to be a woman?

Wow im not really a woman then am i, hummm

i only wear make up when i really gotta, ive only slept with one guy, i dont drive, and i pay for everything, my guys money goes on him n his roid body.

Hey Fook me im a bloke.

lol xxx

Why its great to be a woman?

and...you're not a man...always a bonus

Why its great to be a woman?

lol I agree with all of these, some good points!

Why its great to be a woman?

i take it your not a woman....real women dont accept anything for free and no people do not assume taht becuase you cheat its because your being neglected. DREAM ON!!!

Why its great to be a woman?

lol..... life isnt always that easy for a woman

nice try tho

xxx

Why its great to be a woman?

Hahahaha loved the last item.

Why its great to be a woman?

exactly, it's great isn't it

a star for you

Why its great to be a woman?

Ha ha, I like that!!!!

Why its great to be a woman?

Free drinks.

Free dinners.

Free movies (you get the point).

You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.

You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.

You know The Truth about whether size matters.

Speeding ticket? What's that?

New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.

If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil.

Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.

It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower (unless your military).

Brad Pitt.

You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.

If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.

You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.

EXACTLY!!!!!

Why its great to be a woman?

Thanks for that! Made me smile!

Just been stung by a wasp, and I needed cheering up!

Why its great to be a woman?

Oh if it only were that easy...

Why its great to be a woman?

hehe...good one :)

Why its great to be a woman?

they always get the house..!!!!!

Why its great to be a woman?

aint life a *****

Why its great to be a woman?

and have you seen us??? we are just so much cuter!!

Why its great to be a woman?

As my Hubby says "You bleed and bleed and you don't die!"

Why its great to be a woman?

Because God made us that way.

Why its great to be a woman?

i could write a one word list that counters all those

Why its great to be a woman?

WOMEN DO NOT HAVE THE EASY LIFE HUNNY MEN DO! SO GET A LIFE

Why its great to be a woman?

If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.

Ha-ha, remember when Jerry Seinfeld agreed to take a polygraph test to prove he does NOT watch Melrose Place?

Why its great to be a woman?

And its great to be a man because everything you do wether it be leave the loo seat up, forget to say "your hair looks nice, a new haircut"?, break something, forget to do something, leave a mess, fart and laugh, lose things,pick your nose, have skid marks, oogle other women and cheat is all excused by, "well he's a man, what do you expect"

lol ;o)

Why its great to be a woman?

because without women...there would be no men!!

:D

get what I mean? :P

Why its great to be a woman?

who said it's great

Why its great to be a woman?

LMSIAO And you've only just figured this out, You lead a sheltered life

Why its great to be a woman?

You've just made my day!

Why its great to be a woman?

That pretty well covers it!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Why its great to be a woman?

Nothing in life is free Hun, maybe we don't cough up the cash but we give of our time and company, and boy that's worth something! I know guys who hug without fear of people thinking they're gay, Italians, Greeks etc, its just the hung up, anally retentive northern europeans who have that concern. I'll tell you the truth, size does matter, (not into short guys!) If we don't get speeding tickets and you do......that's not down to gender, just bad driving, I've never met a woman for whom lipstick does that to, but plenty of guys who can suddenly become animated and excited just because football/rugby/cricket(you get the point). is mentiond, or becuase a girl with big boobs has walked past! You've obviuosly no idea about girls in high school when they start their period early!!! I'll give you the sex thing! Condoms do make a significant difference to our enjoyment.............if you wear one we can relax and not worry about getting pregnant......makes it much more fun! What on earth is Melrose Place??????? You've obviously never been to an all girls school, a spa weekend, many public swimming pools, Angelina Jolie, sad sad man if thats your only amusment! People assume that if you've cheated on your spouse its cause you're not getting it at home for both sides! If you go grey its distinguished, if we do, we're old!

Why its great to be a woman?

well its the men who make women fell free!